snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

I swear I’m only attracted to selfish dick heads

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain)

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)

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