lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

memegoddess:

one time my mom was giving me the sex talk and she tried to convince me she was a virgin

(Source: kittensister)

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

image

difficults:

modern angst story

fifty-shadesofgay:

the bible said Adam and Eve not Ted and Robin