why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*


i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone


I feel like I deserve to be getting top notch dick when I want