izzetheking:

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

kingsleyyy:

i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

howtobeafuckinglady:

I feel like I deserve to be getting top notch dick when I want